Friday 30 May 2008

Sunday Scribblings # CURVES 113

Friday night TV after 10pm usually sucks … Sunday Scribblings prompt up on a Friday night is perfect … Curves … tonight no different.

Mmmmm … while pondering, channel changing … shazam … a program on SBS “Love Me, Love My Doll” … a doco made in 2006 in California and the men who love their one hundred pound, curvy, not the blow up type girls …what a perfect prompt!

There’s the guy who lives with Kelly and Ginger, when he dies he wants them buried with him, the guy shopping for an outfit and a new wig for one of the eight dolls he has living in crates in the garage … his new living girlfriend wonders what part they play in his life now they’re together, she wonders if he’s “not telling her something” ! There's the guy dressing his honey to go on a picnic, spraying her with perfume, then he pops her in the passenger seat of his truck, puts on her seat belt, then takes her for the day out …

Pubic hair patches are the norm. Someone’s mother takes the orders at the company and tells viewers of the customer requests … how someone wanted an 80 year old doll, someone else wanted a doll with pubes to - well, all over … they sent the patches.

Curves … there’s the DaveCats gal, click here to see for yourself, who after six years living together is going for repair, the longest time they’ve been apart … he’s broken hearted as he packs her in the crate.


The repair guy finds her in good condition, compared to the ones who arrive with private parts worn out, especially as he’s running out of replacements. The repair man’s curvy, living / live-in girlfriend, found them intimidating at first, she got over the jealousy … I kid you not … all true …

In a creepy way the manufacturer is doing womankind a service ... I think???

When you stop laughing, read more Sunday Scribblings Curves here ...

8 Comments:

anthonynorth said...

It takes all kinds to make a world :-)
Loved this.

Granny Smith said...

This is a new one to me. I can't decide whether it's funny or sad.

Robin said...

That clip struck me as really sad. What an empty existence, when the only person looking back at you is made out of plastic.

And as for the girlfriend who's wondering? If you have to ask...

paisley said...

i wonder if there is any money to be made on buying a few and pimping out their ever so interesting "services".......

men.. they never cease to amaze me.....

Anonymous said...

just bizarre - abso-frigging-lutely bizarre --- can't wrap my head around it!!!

myrtle beached whale said...

Very interesting clip and take on the prompt. Can always count on originality from you.


Hey, I just noticed that I am listed on your swellegant blogs. I am humbled and honored.

Pirate Princess said...

holy crap - I had no idea!

Anonymous said...

makes me think of the "special" green lanes on the freeway where you have to have at least two people in the car to get in that lane... and for the singles w/o a partner some have used the blow-up people... sorry, i had to laugh... good one...

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